I’m a writer. Sometimes I write books. Sometimes I write copy for ad agencies. Sometimes I write mean notes to my son telling him to get off Fortnite. Two out of three of those pursuits are featured here.

Author

I wrote a memoir called Breeding in Captivity. I might also be working on a novel, but I don’t like to talk about it. Novels are hard. Here’s my memoir.

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Copywriter

For 25 years and counting, I’ve been slinging words for ad agencies and private clients. I like to think I know what I’m doing.

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